Those body bags kept piling up.Not a day goes by that I don’t think about it. I still can’t eat fried chicken.

I got into this business through my girlfriend Denisha. She’s a specialist, provides a service for clients who find it hard to connect with women. Just ’cause you’re housebound or in a wheelchair, doesn’t mean your sex drive’s gone.

G’day, ladies and gentlemen. Damien your cruise director here.

DAYS 1, 2, 3Cruise is relatively uneventful.

Never fuck with the nuts too much.

Whoever had designed the ship’s décor had a hard-on for Vegas-inspired neon and naked male angels; you couldn’t go anywhere without being blinded by an illuminated palm tree or leered at by a cherub.

If there is a solar flare or a nuclear war, a thousand cans of pickled turnips aren’t going to save you.

Imagine that being your job, huh, baby rat merchant?

The only way I can deal with it is to think that maybe that’s how Neville would have wanted to go. He loved those fucking lizards.

Ray’s got a thing for everyone with a vagina. He’s a dickhead.